Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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