I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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