My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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