Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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