we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
