So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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