Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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