Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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