Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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