OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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