i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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