omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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