everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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