She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
