We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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