He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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