don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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