Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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