She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Randomize
