i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's shark week go big or go home
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
