we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Are we still banned from the library?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
A bitchslap is in order.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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