It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
