WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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