I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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