this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.