are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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