508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I would ride that face into the sunset