I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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