Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(609): View more from New Jersey

this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"

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(214): View more from Texas

My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.

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(518): View more from New York

The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.

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(801): View more from Utah

We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.

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(941): View more from Florida

Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.

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