It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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is that a dick in a sweater?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?