he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.