Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.