I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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