yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
He kissed a someone with a penis
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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