I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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