I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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