he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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