But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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