My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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