Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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