is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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