i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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