Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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