If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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