So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You've changed since you got that strap on
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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