You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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