I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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