Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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