I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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