Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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