Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
only you would photoshop your dick
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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