Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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