Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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