What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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