people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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