Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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