He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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