Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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