Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
smell my finger.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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