Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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