So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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