Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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