I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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