your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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